Sunday, May 3, 2009

Trade Secrets

This story just won the Editor's Award for Fiction from Ellipses Magazine, which made me think it was better than I had originally thought, which made me decide to post it here.



This ain’t the story I want to tell. I want to tell you the one about the shiny armored knight and the princess with eyes the color of robin’s eggs. She waits for him by the river, crying tears of blood. You know the one. There’s dragons and witches and a few close calls, but in the end, everything turns out alright. They all live happily ever after in that story. They always do.
The story I got to tell you ain’t like that. He wasn’t exactly a knight, because of the fingers he lost in the factory accident, and the way his nose was shaped like a blob of dough. He had yellow-brown, bulgy eyes that popped out like a frog, and a freckly bald spot on his head.
And me? Well, my eyes are smaller than pennies and just as round. The same color too. The rest of me is blue-white, my skin so thin and pale the veins peeks out behind it. My body is shaped like one of those party balloons the clowns twist up, round and lumpy. I got nice lips though. No one can fault me for my lips. That was why he asked me to marry him, on account of when he saw my lips all puckered up like a cherry and whistling, he had himself notions about kissing me right there on the spot. But Clement was the good kind of boy who doesn’t kiss without a contract, so instead of smooching me, he proposed. I was twenty-two by then, and hadn’t got any offers to speak of. I didn’t have room to be picky. Still, I was put off by the fingers and the mushy nose.
I was holding out for Marty Robbins. That’s who I wanted to marry. That voice! Ain’t you ever heard someone talk, and the sound sends shivers into your toes, like you’re on one of those electric shaking honeymoon beds? That was what it was like for me when I first heard Marty Robbins sing about, out in the west Texas town of El Paso, I fell in love with a Mexican girl. That’s the only part of the song I know, I ain’t much for remembering. But I know the girl in the song is named Felina, and she holds him in her arms while he bleeds all over her and dies. Ain’t that romantic? Go ahead and laugh if you want, but I liked that song, and I set my sights on marrying Marty. We were on a first name basis, me and Marty, at least inside my head. But turns out he died two days after Clement proposed, which left me with no other option but to go ahead and say, “I do.”
We live in a trailer on the east end of River’s Edge, the end where all the trailers are, where the grass only grows in ugly clumps and the flowers always die because the soil ain’t no good. I decorated it real nice though, with ceramic angels I painted myself and checkered curtains I got at the Dollar Store. Clement still works in the cement factory. Has ever since he can remember. Me, I work in the grocery down the road.
We’ve tried for a hundred years, it seems like, to have us a baby, but something in my belly ain’t right for that. Five times, I’ve got a baby inside me, and five times, I’ve bled it out just about the day I bought the first pair of footy pajamas. That’s enough to break your heart. An unborn baby dying ain’t like when Gramma died, because you don’t get no nice grave to visit and put flowers on. Instead, you get an empty graveyard belly that aches and blood in your panties. Nobody will cry with you.
“You wasn’t even showing for mercy’s sake,” they say when you tear up. Well, they don’t say it, but you know they think it. And right away, after the doctors suck what’s left of the baby from you with a vacuum, people wants to take you out for steak and potatoes, like the whole thing is something to celebrate. You get to the point where you go around sobbing deep in your belly, but smiling on your face. Even Clement won’t cry with me no more. He says, “Don’t tell me until you’re sure next time.”
So I ain’t told him about this baby in my belly yet. She’s been sleeping in there for two and a half months now, but I ain’t gone to the doctor on account of if I think of myself as pregnant and get excited about it, it will jinx the baby, and she’ll come bleeding down my legs. Like Groucho Marx used to say, I done kept this one under my hat, or under my baggy old sweat shirt, if you wanna get literal about it, which you shouldn’t, ‘cause it’s just an expression, but I know some people are picky about things like that, all crazy scared of telling lies, for fear of burning in hell. So call it what you will. Under my hat or under my sweater, this baby is hid clean away. I ain’t bought any footy pajamas either. I think the footy pajamas are what curses the babies and makes them come out. I swear, every time I buy a pair, the next day, the baby dies inside me. Still, I can’t help but get somewhat excited deep down where no one can see it. This baby is a girl, like I told you, and I’m guessing she’s gonna have long piano playing fingers like Clement’s daddy. I can already hear her little voice, saying, “Momma, would you pour me some apple cider?” “Momma, read me a storybook.”
Momma. Can you imagine that? Me, a momma? It gives me shivers up and down my spine to think about it. I’ll go ahead and tell you I’ve named this one. Shashana. I found that in a book. Doesn’t it have a nice ring? And I done made up my mind that when Shashana makes it three months, I’m gonna go to the doctor, and I’m gonna tell Clement. Maybe he’ll buy nonalcoholic cider for us to celebrate with like he did that first time I had a young ‘un in me.
“No champagne for you,” he said. “Not while you’re carrying my rug rat.”
Maybe I’ll take up knitting when Shashana has been alive in my belly three months. See, all the other’s has died before three months, so if this one makes it three months, it’s home free. But I shouldn’t talk no more about that. I’ll jinx it.
You’re probably wondering things like, what are my hobbies. So I’ll tell you. My hobbies are collecting magazines and dancing the jitterbug. I know what you’re saying. No one dances the jitterbug these days. But I do, just the same. One time, I entered a contest the radio station put on, and I won me a hundred dollars. I dance like a dream. And like I said, I collect magazines. Not for those banana nut brownie recipes or the stories about how to catch yourself a right nice man, on account of I already got one, but for the pictures of the girls.
Man, those girls. You look at the covers of those magazines, and you think, they can’t be real, with their big old bosoms and spidery little legs, and those faces. God above! Their faces are so pretty, they almost make you cry to look at them, staring out at you with those wide eyes, looking all lost and confused. They always look kinda dazed, don’t they, like someone just walked by with a gun and stole their money and their coat, which is why they’re standing there in half a dress with their peachy skin hanging out. Those pictures are so far away from my life, I can’t even imagine that there are people out there who really look like that. But they do, because once and while, one of those girls will come on the television and do an interview, and she looks just the same. Perfect.
There’s this girl that comes by the store some days, always to buy raspberry donuts, and she looks almost that pretty. Not though, because her thighs are a little lumpy under her jeans, and she gets a zit on her forehead every now and then. Plus, in the place where her pinky should be, she’s got a scarred nub that makes me wanna vomit every time I look at it. Still, my heart just pounds when she saunters right in through the front doors, and I watch her good, trying to find little signs that she ain’t as perfect as she seems. That’s how come I noticed about the cellulite on her thighs. It made me feel better when I seen that. I call her Medusa inside my head. That’s from that story about the ugly witch lady with snakes for hair, and calling the girl that is my way of getting back at her for being so pretty. When she comes to my register and puts the donuts on the scanner, I think, “Oh, way to go Medusa. You’ll be even uglier and fatter when you wake up tomorrow, you eat all of these.” She always smiles at me with those pearly teeth, never mind what I’m thinking. I don’t smile back though. Just ring up her stupid donuts and send her packing. Serves her right.
You want cellulite though, you oughta take a look at me. Man, I look like the cellulite fairy went after me with a baseball bat. I tried wrapping my legs in cellophane like they said in the magazines. But I just got hot and sweated a lot. Clement said I looked like cottage cheese in a baggie and laughed real hard. So that was the end of that.
I’m thinking about all this because right now, I’m stacking oranges high and mighty to the ceiling, and their bumpy skin reminds me of my thighs. I gotta say, I get some satisfaction from piling the oranges. You may think that it’s a mindless job, but really, it’s quite a bit of work, getting them to fit together just right. One false move, and the whole lot of them come tumbling down and go rolling away across the tile, tripping customers and making old ladies cry out with terror.
Once, when I was new at working in the supermarket, I mispiled the oranges, and down they fell. This old blue haired woman with bald patches saw one of the fruits coming for her, and she put up such a fuss, nearly popped my eardrums, screaming about oh, my god, I’m allergic to cats, someone get this animal away from me. I learned my lesson right then and there, and ever since that day, I done taken a certain pride and care in stacking the oranges perfect, knowing that I’m doing my part to keep the shopping public safe from terror.
See, I take my job at the grocery real serious. I know that in the big scheme of things, maybe I’m not making a huge splash, like, say, Jackie O. or one of those magazine glamour girls. But I’m doing my part to make sure that society has its belly filled, and when you think about it, that’s the most important thing in the whole world. Food. None of us could do much of anything else if we couldn’t eat. I’m one of the basic building blocks in the American system. Like that fancy food pyramid the government puts out to let us know how not to get fat and die of heart attacks. You know the one, and bread and cereal is at the bottom? It’s the most important thing, and it holds up everything else. Well, I’m the bread and cereal of our nation. Without me, the whole rest of the country would come tumbling down like a stack of mispiled oranges. So when I tie on my blue apron in the morning, I feel just as much pride as a policeman putting on his badge, or a schoolteacher sliding on her glasses. Because my job is maybe the most important job of all.
The people here in River’s Edge can count on me, and they know it. When they need their deli meat sliced perfect for a wedding shower, or they need to know if aspirin is on aisle ten or eleven, they come looking for me. They don’t waste their time with the other cashiers. They see I’m the one who knows my stuff. Also, I’m the one they ask if they need private stuff, like cream for hemorrhoids or birth control products. They know I won’t go blabbing about it to the other customers. I give them service with a smile, but I don’t waste their time with no chit-chat. I cut to the chase, grin friendly-like, but not over eager, say aspirin is in aisle ten. They appreciate my willingness to help and my respectfulness of their time. Time is money, people say, and I know that. I ain’t one to waste people’s precious minutes directing them to the wrong aisle, or asking them how their son’s soccer season is or isn’t going. That ain’t my business, far as I’m concerned.
Not all the cashiers are that way. Back in December, Ronny, one of them high school kids Mac hired, told some lady the aspirin was in aisle eleven. Boy, was that a big to-do. That’s what caused the grief and questioning about which aisle the aspirin might be in. Ever since Ronny done that, no one in River’s Edge has had any luck in finding the aspirin aisle without my help. I don’t mind though, ‘cause that’s what I’m here for anyways. I get paid over five dollars an hour to do this job, and I intend to do it to the best of my ability.
The only girl I cannot give service with a smile is the one I told you about, the big old green eyed, perfect girl that comes trouncing in here with her battered cowboy hat perched on head, flouncing around, looking all pretty for everyone to gape at. Medusa. Her I cannot stand.
Which ain’t a good thing at this moment, because she just walked through the door, and she’s sashaying for me now, right when I’m finishing the orange pile. I turn my back a little so she can’t see my face too good. Still, I watch her out of the corners of my eyes, to notice if she’s growing a zit today or not. She must have an oil gland problem in her forehead, because pretty often, she’ll get a pimple there. She pulls the cowboy hat low those days, but I still see it. Today, she does not have a pimple, which chaffs my hide.
“Excuse me,” she says. She is standing right behind me. I can feel her hot breath on my neck, and it smells like onion rings. I can hear her smiling. Have you ever heard someone smile? You know, their voice is all lilty and perky, and you just get a notion to ring their necks, it’s so irritating. That’s how I feel with little miss perfect smiling and panting her reeky onion breath down my neck.
“Yeah?” I say.
“Can you tell me where the granola bars are?” she asks. Right away, I get to wondering. Is she going on a diet now, no more donuts, granola bars instead? Is that it? But I don’t ask her those questions, because like I said, it ain’t my way to waste people’s time with chit chat, plus I just plain to don’t like Medusa, nor do I want to spend one more second smelling her bad breath.
“Aisle three,” I say, “right next to fruit roll ups.” I myself have a particular liking for fruit rollups, especially the kind with rainbow colors in them. But she don’t need to know that.
“Thanks,” she says, and off she goes. I can hear her flouncing the same way I heard her smiling before. Geez, she gets on my nerves. I keep pretending to stack the oranges, because I don’t want to go elsewhere while she’s in the store. If I do, chances are, I’ll see her again. I’ve got my fill of Medusa for one day, thank you very much. So I just jostle the oranges around a bit to look like I’m still working, not the ones on bottom, because that would send the whole stack rolling, but the two or three on top, because it’s pretty safe to mess with those ones without creating havoc. I’m just about to call it safe and go off and find some shelves to stock when she flounces up behind me again, only this time I don’t hear her flouncing. The first thing I hear is “EXCUSE ME!” loud like a sonic boom. I jump so high, I topple my whole stack of oranges, and down they go, rolling and dancing across the floor.
“Oh, that’s a pisser!” I say, wheeling around to face her. “See what you made me do!” She looks all wide-eyed and shocked, and I’m pretty rankled that she can look so forlorn and pretty at the same time. When I’m forlorn, my forehead wrinkles up like a deflated balloon, and my eyes just disappear, but her, she looks like she’s at some modeling shoot, and they camera guy is saying, “Ok, Medusa, now look forlorn and shocked for me.”
“I’m sorry,” she says, and she bends over to help me pick the oranges up, only when she does, her cowboy hat goes flying, and a-ha, I see it, she does have a zit after all, right up there along her hairline. So that’s why she wears that old Stetson. She reaches for the hat. But while she’s reaching, an orange rolls right up under her high heeled boot, and down she falls, flat on her butt. I gotta laugh at that.
“Serves you right,” I say.
And you may think that’s mean-spirited, or even downright nasty, for me to kick someone when they’re down like that. But that ain’t usually my nature. Just a while ago, I told this guy exactly where to find fresh honey, even though we don’t carry none in our store. I gave him directions to the Foster’s bee farm and everything. That’s the kind of person I usually am. But Medusa gets under my skin
“I didn’t mean to mess you up,” she’s saying now, and she’s got a little tear in her eye.
I feel like a first class heel when I see that. “It’s just I take some amount of pride in my orange stacking,” I say by way of explaining myself.
“Yeah, well, I’ll help you restack them,” she says, and she’s reaching for my hand.
I got no choice but to yank her to her feet. Her fingers are all soft and sweaty in mine, the way my goldfish feels when I catch him so I can wash his bowl. I try to discourage her from helping me with the oranges. I tells her its kinda an art form, and I’d just as soon do it myself as have an amateur help me out, but she don’t pay me any mind. Before I can tell her the part about me being sorta like that guy who painted the Sistine Chapel, and her being sorta like the pope who kept sticking his nose into the business and messing up the painting, she’s stacking one orange on top of the other. She’s stacking them crooked, but she’s quick. I gotta give her credit for her quickness.
And pretty soon, like it or not, me and Medusa are a team, chasing oranges around together and piling them up. I show her all my trade secrets, how to stack the fruits perfect so they won’t slip and ruin the whole project, how you got move slow, not fast. She asks questions that most new grocery store workers don’t think to ask, and I’m starting to suspect she has a natural talent.
She says, “What if there’s an extra big navel, which way should you face it, up or down?” And, “Should you wipe off the fly spots before you put the orange in the stack?”
When the stack is halfway done, I go on and ask her about the granola bars, if she’s gone and given up donuts for good, or if this is just a fluke. She says no it’s not a fluke, she’s put on ten pounds in six months, isn’t that unbelievable?
I say, “I put on ten pounds in a week once. That’s when I quit weighing myself.”
I haven’t had a conversation like this with a real grown up in years. After Daddy died, Momma moved off to a retirement resort in Arizona, without so much as a goodbye to her shameful, fatty daughter. Since then, Clement is mostly the only person I do any kind of talking with, besides, apples are over in the produce aisle, and feminine hygiene’s aisle twelve. And come to think of it, even Clement don’t like to talk much when he gets home from the factory, he’s so dead dog tired. Weekends, he goes out with the boys for beers. So that leaves me having conversations with our beagle Frosty, but Frosty don’t talk back, except to say, yip-yip, yap-yap, bark-bark-bark when he’s hungry.
So talking to Medusa, whose real name turns out to be Melina, is like going out to the ice cream parlor and getting a whole mountain of ice cream. It’s that big of a treat. I mean you should see us, stacking the oranges real precise, but laughing some too while we’re going. She tells me a joke that goes like this.
“What do you call a fish without eyes? Fsh.”
I laugh pretty hard at that, isn’t that a good one?
So I tell her this one, since we’re on the subject of critters missing important body parts. “What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.”
She giggles something awful, shrieks more to point, like a fire engine or something. She’s got a laugh so sharp, it cuts right into your brain. She snorts a lot too, like a big fat hog. Still, it feels nice having a good laugh with another human being.
I’m so busy having fun, I don’t even notice the pain in my belly until it gets deep and strong. Feels like my guts are twisting together.
“Oh God,” I sorta whisper.
I don’t have to check my panties. I know there’s blood in there without looking. I know that baby died right there inside me while I was laughing. I know that I’ll spend the afternoon in the hospital knocked out while they suck out my baby with that vacuum. When the first baby died, the doctor didn’t give me no anesthetic while he vacuumed me. I screamed like hellfire. One nurse I met says I shoulda sued him, it’s common practice to give anesthetic for the vacuuming, but I didn’t know that then. Anyways, every time since, they’ve given me some knock out medicine, so I know they will this time too.
When Melina sees that I stopped laughing, her peachy face gets all confused, and she says, “Something wrong?”
“Yeah,” I say. “I’m bleeding out my baby now. I gotta go to the hospital.”
She does something funny then, something that I think wraps chains around our hearts and ties us together forever. She starts to cry. Not big, you understand, just a few tears. But enough to make me feel like maybe someone else in this world thinks this baby inside me is worth crying over.
We walk out through the store hand in hand, both of us blubbering like little children. I don’t even stop to tell Mac where I’m going. When we get outside, tiny puffs of snow are flurrying all around us, and the sun is invisible behind a swirl of gray storm clouds. Semis are honking down on the freeway, and someone’s listening to heavy metal music in the apartments next door. But I only halfway notice all of that. Mostly, I’m seeing the face of this baby girl in my belly, maybe all wrapped around with pretty blond white curls, smiling up on some cloud in heaven with the angels, playing a harp with her piano fingers.
“I’m sick and tired of my babies running off to heaven,” I tell Melina. “I wanna hold one of them sometime. Change their diaper once. You know, everyone gripes about the mustardy smell of fresh baby poop, but I’d give my heart and soul to smell it just one time.”
Melina laughs and cries all at once. Her eyes are red and puffy, but those perfect teeth are wet with spit and smiling. As she walks along the slick pavement in those high heels of hers, I’m thinking she’s gonna fall, but she never does. And I’m saying inside my head, gosh darn, she’s prettier now than ever. I bet she’d dance a mean jitterbug.
Suddenly, I’m hot way down deep into the middle of my heart. This must be what love feels like, I think. I don’t suppose I ever knew ‘til just now what love was. I thought in my own way, I loved Clement, maybe in a quiet way, not like the Marty Robbins song, but still real. But this thing I feel for Melina right now is like nothing I ever knew. I want to reach out and grab her, hold her head to my chest, tell her all my secrets. I wanna study the wrinkles on her hands. I wanna know what are her hobbies, what makes her tick. It’s just pure and true what I’m feeling, looking at the way Melina’s soft brown curls falls down over her eyes. It’s like rainwater on a summer day. It takes away some of the pain of the baby dying inside me. My guts are all bunched up and twisted from Sashana dying, but they’re all twisted up with love too.
Melina leads me an old caramel colored Buick and helps me into the back seat. “His name is Pedro,” she says. “Lay down.”
“Whose name is Pedro?” I ask, clutching at my belly.
“The car. I just thought you might want to know his name.” She puts a checkered coat under my head for a pillow.
When she slides into the front seat, she reaches back and holds my dry, old, fat hand in one of her pretty ones, tells me it will all work out. She believes in fate, she says while we’re driving. She believes she was brought to the grocery today for a reason. She believes we were meant to meet, maybe so we could just say goodbye to this baby together. But maybe so we could save it too. Don’t give up just yet. She honks the horn real hard then, to make other cars get out of the way.
“Her name’s Shashana,” I say.
“Hang on, Shashana,” whispers Melina.
Outside, cars are whizzing by us on the freeway, and I’m thinking, what in the world is happening to me? This baby inside me is dying.
But, God forgive me, even with the pain in my gut and the sadness of losing Sashana, I feel more alive right now than I ever thought I could.

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